by Adam Chester (and his mother)
by adam  April 6, 2012 12:56 pm

I give you all permission to use the above for your next Match.com profile update.
Happy Passover and Easter to all!

Sunday
Adam-
Don’t eat nuts! It is bad for you and very hard to digest.
That’s why the doctor told me not to eat corn or anything that can get caught in the intestine. As you know, corn comes out the way it goes in!
I have gallstones, a hernia, a sensitive intestine and high blood pressure so because I’ve been to enough doctors, I have some knowledge of what not to eat. I also have arthritis but because of my age, I’m not complaining.
I’m not putting you in my category at all. Just watch what you put in your mouth and get enough rest. You’ll be fine.
Keep your bowels open.
Love,
Mom

 
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by adam  March 23, 2012 8:22 am

Oh No!…NOT THE DREADED NASAL INFECTION!!!!

3/18/1986
Monday
Dear Adam,
Just a thought!
Tim had an infection before I left.
A nasal infection.
That can be contagious if you drink from the same glass or use the same utensil.
So I hope you didn’t catch it from him.
If you did, you have to go on antibiotics, so you can call Dr. Caplan and he can order it over the phone.
Love,
Mom

 
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by adam  April 6, 2011 9:20 am

Self-realization should never come without a little guilt…

Wednesday
Adam-
I know you think I’m nuts. That’s O.K. I am a little nuts. I don’t care. You’re the only one that cares.
I heard on the news when a child reaches the age of 10, there’s a vaccine for meningitis. The pediatrician will know. They don’t get it before that age.
In case I’m not around.
Love,
Mom

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