My mother’s been using the same ol’ metal cane for years. It’s that type of cane that makes her look like…some sort of twisted protégée of Captain Hook.
So for Christmas, I decided to give her a chic and sassy, elegant looking cane. You know. The kind of fashionable cane that might turn some heads. Make her feel a little better about having to use the damn cane in the first place.
Guess that was a bad idea.