by Adam Chester (and his mother)
by adam  May 5, 2014 10:53 am

We were all out having dinner at an English pub.

Ordered calamari.

My mother asked the waiter if there are “testicles” on those.

TENTACLES, Mom.  Tentacles.

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Categories: Happy Birthday
by adam  May 3, 2012 12:34 pm

Never a dull moment.

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by adam  December 6, 2011 2:13 pm

My Birthday is December 25th.
My birthday card arrived today.
Thus supporting the following analogous equation:
My birthday is to my mother, as Christmas is to Walmart.
(Just without the pepper spray.)

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