by Adam Chester (and his mother)
by adam  June 8, 2012 8:27 am

Mother nose best.

Wednesday
Dear Adam-
Just a note to remind you that if you have to pay anyone for anything, write a check from your CHECKING ACCOUNT. Do not pay any other way. If you don’t have enough in your checking account,
wait until you do before you pay any bills.
I have a busy day tomorrow so I’ll try to get to bed early.
Love,
Mom
P.S. You have a beautiful nose! Don’t let anyone touch it!

 
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by adam  March 2, 2012 8:45 am

You heard my mother!
Now please, everyone. Calmly form 2 lines.
Have your working pens ready and I promise I’ll get to all of you in this delusion one at a time.

Adam-
Maybe you could send a tape to Fenster with a photograph of you.
All the teenagers would go wild when they see you and hear you!
What can you lose?
Maybe they’re looking for a Heart-Throb!

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by adam  August 16, 2011 11:26 am

In some crazy f’d-up way, deep down…I think it was her fault.

Wednesday
Adam-
You told me that George Lopez’s show canceled because you just read it in the paper today.
I had nothing to do with this! We were BOTH on his show last week and we had no knowledge at the time about the cancellation. So, please don’t blame me for that as you seem to blame me for everything!
You were on the show with me. So maybe it was cancelled because of you!
Love,
Mom

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by adam  June 6, 2011 6:39 am

This Capricorn horoscope my mother sent me from Glamour magazine seemed to predict that good things would be coming my way.
Oh, and by the way, Happy Birthday to my Gemini wife, Maria.

Thursday
Adam-
1. I had NO idea that was on the horoscope. I didn’t even remember what Maria’s birthday was. (I only read the CUTE saying they had.)
2. If you want me to be the “Bad” guy in this for something “harmless”, then so be it. I can’t control what people think! If I bothered to look at that part of the clipping, I may have thought twice. But, it was so unimportant to me, I never even looked! Maria should know in her heart how very much I care for her!
3. If you still have the cold after the antibiotics stop, you should have the doctor renew them ’cause I had to renew mine when I had the flu. You have to stay on 1 week longer. It’s so cold up here now, I had to put on my heavy “down” coat ’cause I don’t want to get sick again.
Take care-
Love,
Mom

 
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by adam  April 4, 2011 6:51 am

Sixteen years after receiving this card, it’s now a week and four days prior to the official release date of “S’Mother”…and that sure looks like me holding that flower…

2/24/95
Adam-
This is the story of my life!
Here I am entering a whole new world as I venture into Las Vegas.
I hope they don’t eat me up alive!
Love,
Mom

 
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