by Adam Chester (and his mother)
by adam  June 6, 2011 6:39 am

This Capricorn horoscope my mother sent me from Glamour magazine seemed to predict that good things would be coming my way.
Oh, and by the way, Happy Birthday to my Gemini wife, Maria.

Thursday
Adam-
1. I had NO idea that was on the horoscope. I didn’t even remember what Maria’s birthday was. (I only read the CUTE saying they had.)
2. If you want me to be the “Bad” guy in this for something “harmless”, then so be it. I can’t control what people think! If I bothered to look at that part of the clipping, I may have thought twice. But, it was so unimportant to me, I never even looked! Maria should know in her heart how very much I care for her!
3. If you still have the cold after the antibiotics stop, you should have the doctor renew them ’cause I had to renew mine when I had the flu. You have to stay on 1 week longer. It’s so cold up here now, I had to put on my heavy “down” coat ’cause I don’t want to get sick again.
Take care-
Love,
Mom

 
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by adam  April 29, 2011 8:02 am

How does one mix loose tobacco with a recipe for luscious Chicken and mustard-tarragon sauce?
Voila!

October, 2003
Wed.
Hey-
Last night I bought a pint of ice cream from a local market & after 2 spoonfuls I swallowed a wad of chewed tobacco & spit out a little. Anderson Dairy (after I called them) picked up the specimen to have it tested & would let me know the results. Can you believe it?
Love,
Mom
Let me know what the Eye doctor had to say.
Also, enclosed find some recipes for Maria.

 
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by adam  April 22, 2011 10:18 am

Some may view this as innocent advice.
I see it as guilt. For 2.

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by adam  April 18, 2011 10:20 am

Most mothers, upon hearing they’ll soon be hanging out with their son’s new love interest, would react by saying something along the lines of…Wow…can’t wait to spend some quality time with them! They might suggest making dinner reservations. Meeting for drinks! Walking around the city or even take in a Broadway show!

Wait. We’re talking about MY mother.

See the attached New York Post clipping she sent me in the mail about a couple of months prior to Maria and I making the trip. I guess she had other plans for us.

May 9, 1999
You & Maria are staying near Central Park. Don’t go into Park after Dark!

 
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by adam  April 11, 2011 8:21 am

I can just hear my mother now…”DON’T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. THIS IS JUST IN CASE!!! SEE YOU SOON. (Maybe.)”

11/20/2002

Keep this in case plane crashes-It’s for round trip-you get $300,000. Use it well.
Mom

 
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by adam  March 28, 2011 11:37 am

This letter is a personal fave of mine. One of many I received with the same motif…”I can help you get rich fast.” Some featured magical and rare (NOT) currency. Others displayed mysterious keys. None offered a single written word of explanation.

 
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